Your Business Would Benefit From a Photoshoot, I Promise
Your business doesn’t need “wittier captions,” it needs better visuals. Whether you sell products, services, or simply your expertise, a thoughtful photoshoot can transform your website, supercharge your social content, and make your brand instantly more trustworthy. A brand photoshoot is worth it, yes, even if you think you don’t need one.
You Are Not Immune to Propaganda
Propaganda is not just posters and wartime slogans. It is baked into the shows we binge, the trends we follow, and the narratives we rarely question. Propaganda is truly everywhere. None of us are immune to it, and it’s imperative we all learn how to spot it before it quietly shapes what we believe, whether we want it to or not.
We Need to MySpace-tify Like, Every Social Platform, Pronto.
Before feeds were polished and personalities were branded, MySpace let us be loud, cringe, and fully ourselves. We learned to code out of spite, ranked our friends publicly, and picked profile songs like our lives depended on it. Tell us again why we ever moved on?
Bring Back Cats on the Internet.
There was a time when the internet wasn’t selling us anything. It was just cats. Bring back cats. We were happier then.
Kardashian Influence in the Big Year of 2026, or Lack Thereof
For years, the Kardashians mastered the art of staying visible without saying much at all. In 2026, that strategy feels tired. Calculated personas, underperforming brands, and a refusal to stand for anything meaningful have made their empire feel more like background noise. When the illusion fades, what’s left to influence?
Mochi Digital Marketing’s 2026 Social Media Predictions
2026 is about to humble the internet. Influencers are out, real people are in, hashtags are dead, and polished perfection is officially tired. What’s actually coming next and what do brands need to stop doing immediately?
Goodbye 2025, It’s Been ... Yeah.
2025 tested us. From political turmoil and systemic failures to violence and global crises, it’s been a year that’s demanded attention and empathy. Let’s look back at what went down, honoring those we lost, calling out the real issues, and asking how we can do better. It’s a no-BS, brutally honest recap of many of the wild, frustrating, heartbreaking, and ridiculous moments that defined the year. Buckle up, this one’s a ride.
Consumerism Has Killed Christmas Magic, So WTF Do We Do Now?
Christmas doesn’t feel magical anymore, and it’s not because you “grew out of it.” It’s because consumerism turned the holiday into a month-long pressure cooker of spending, performing, and pretending everything is perfect. If you’re craving a slower, more meaningful holiday that doesn’t leave you exhausted and broke, this one’s for you.
WTF is SEO?
Still confused about what SEO actually is? You’re not alone. It’s not magic, but it is the secret ingredient that gets your website seen by the people who actually want what you’re offering. This blog breaks down what SEO is, why it matters, and how even small tweaks can make a huge difference in getting discovered online.
My Business is Thriving, Why Do I Need an Online Presence?
Think your thriving business doesn’t need social media? Think again. Even the booked-est and busiest businesses benefit from a strong online presence and a smart digital strategy. From building trust with new customers to future-proofing your brand, this blog breaks down why ‘doing fine without it’ isn’t good enough anymore."
Collaborative Marketing is So Much Fun ... But it Gets to a Point.
Collaborations used to feel exciting, intentional, and creative. Now? It’s like brands are pulling nouns out of a hat and forging partnerships no one asked for. Here’s why the overload isn’t just annoying, it’s wasteful, unsustainable, and creatively lazy.
Reality TV is Relying on Influencers to Entertain Us … and it’s Flopping, Hard.
Influencers everywhere, but actual personalities? Hardly. Reality TV is drowning in TikTok-ready cast members who are great for promo but often times terrible for entertainment. Here’s why the genre is flopping… and flopping hard.
WTAF Are Short-Form Videos Doing to Our Brains?
TikTok, Reels, Shorts … whatever you call them, short-form videos have BEEN running the internet. Here’s the kicker though: they’re also messing with our attention spans, frying our dopamine receptors, and turning kids into full-time iPad zombies. Before you scroll again, let’s break down what these bite-sized dopamine bombs are actually doing to us.
Keep Your Eye On Cyber Monday Sales, But Don’t Actually Buy Anything
Spoiler alert: most Cyber Monday deals aren’t deals at all. Retailers jack up prices, throw in filler bundles, and call it a “sale.” Here’s why you should shop smart … and maybe just enjoy the online window shopping instead.
Black Friday is Coming Up But ... Who Gives A Sh*t?
Black Friday is officially chopped. Between fake discounts, low-quality products, and the death of in-person shopping, it’s basically a marketing zombie that refuses to truly die. Let’s call it what it is, a relic of a retail era long gone.
Reality TV is Churning Out Far Too Many Influencers
Remember when reality TV was about messy breakups, bad tans, and actual humans? Now it’s just an influencer factory churning out discount codes and podcast hosts. Let’s talk about how your favorite reality shows turned into one big marketing campaign, and why the influencer-to-reality-star pipeline is officially out of control.
Your Cold DMs Are Insufferable, Knock it Off
Tired of your inbox being flooded with “Hey {Name}! I can help grow your business in 15 minutes, Calendly link attached”? You’re not alone. Cold DMs are out of control, and the worst offenders? People who try to be funny with forced memes … or the ones who just say “hey.” It’s time to talk about why this modern networking tactic is exhausting, annoying, and how it could actually be killing your chances of making genuine connections.
You Do Not Get to Complain About Youth if You Choose to Not Help Foster a Better World for Them
Oh, you’re so concerned about how kids dress, talk, and eat? That’s cool … but if you’re also cool with gutting schools, libraries, and basic services for them, maybe, just maybe, stfu. Let’s talk about why yelling at Gen Z and Gen Alpha (and their parents) is pointless if you’re not actually helping make their world better.
UGG is a Trademark Troll, But God D*mn Are They Good at Marketing
UGGs didn’t start as a billion-dollar cozy-core empire, they started as scrappy surfer boots in Australia. Then an American company trademarked the name, muscled out the locals, and sold us “ugly but chic” as a lifestyle. Messy? Absolutely. Effective? Oh, 100%. We need to unpack UGG’s history, because it’s not really their history.
Nobody’s Reading Your Emails Because They SUCK
Your emails aren’t getting ignored because “email marketing is dead.” They’re getting ignored because they suck. Let’s talk subject lines, pretty design, and how to make your emails actually worth opening. (P.S. “Weekly Newsletter” isn’t a subject line, it’s a yawn in Times New Roman.)