A Powerful Lesson in How NOT to Publicity, Courtesy of Gwen Stefani
Gwenny Gwen Gwen… a global pop icon, a beacon of cultural appropriation, and a (non-existent) PR strategy that never quite sticks … let’s break down the mega-missteps behind America’s most famous Japanese woman’s multi-ethnic career.
What Are All of These KPIs and Why Should I Even Care?
Not all metrics deserve your emotional energy. It’s important to break down which social media KPIs actually matter, what they mean in real life, and how to use them to turn your content into clicks, clients, and cash *ching ching*
Your Fav Hot White Girl Influencer is Problematic, and so is Everyone Else
Your fav influencer is messy. Mine too. Let’s unpack where the line actually sits between harmful behavior and very public human mistakes … because yes, accountability matters … but so does nuance.
Pokémon Have Been Masters in Marketing for 30 Whole Years Now... But How?
It started with a Game Boy and a dream to catch them all. Pokémon didn’t just sell a game, it built a universe we never wanted to leave. Thirty years later, yes, 3 WHOLE DECADES, the marketing still hits, the nostalgia still works, and the brand is still evolving like it’s got something to prove.
Get In Loser We’re Going to Abandon Our Online Shopping Carts
Cart abandonment isn’t personal, but it is predictable. There are plenty of reasons as to why shoppers dip at the last second. Let’s unpack the most common culprits and how brands can fix them without begging, panicking, or throwing random discounts at the problem.
So, Your Brand F#%ked Up, Big Time. How Do You Proceed Meaningfully?
Brands mess up … sometimes very publicly. This isn’t about “cancel culture,” (whatever that really is,) it’s about accountability and what comes next when the internet is watching. If your brand screwed up, this is how you own it, fix it, and move forward without making it worse.
The Unfortunate Marketability of Mental Health Issues and Therapy Speak
Mental health has become one of the easiest things for brands to sell, and that should make us uncomfortable. From therapy speak in captions to merch that profits off burnout, awareness is often more aesthetic than action. What should what real, responsible mental health advocacy should actually look like?
It’s Valentine’s Day, Chill the F*%k Out
If Valentine’s Day content has you questioning your relationship, your wallet, or your entire life, this one’s for you. Love is not measured in luxury flower boxes or designer bags. It is measured in effort, intention, and doing what actually makes sense for your life. Consider this your permission slip to calm down and enjoy the day anyway.
Self Care for Business Owners (That Doesn’t Involve Face Masks and Matcha)
Self care doesn’t have to be expensive, aesthetic, or involve a skincare routine you’ll forget in a week. For business owners, real self care is about systems, boundaries, and choosing sustainability over burnout. Rest in ways that actually help, not just in ways that “look good.”
Your Business Would Benefit From a Photoshoot, I Promise
Your business doesn’t need “wittier captions,” it needs better visuals. Whether you sell products, services, or simply your expertise, a thoughtful photoshoot can transform your website, supercharge your social content, and make your brand instantly more trustworthy. A brand photoshoot is worth it, yes, even if you think you don’t need one.
You Are Not Immune to Propaganda
Propaganda is not just posters and wartime slogans. It is baked into the shows we binge, the trends we follow, and the narratives we rarely question. Propaganda is truly everywhere. None of us are immune to it, and it’s imperative we all learn how to spot it before it quietly shapes what we believe, whether we want it to or not.
We Need to MySpace-tify Like, Every Social Platform, Pronto.
Before feeds were polished and personalities were branded, MySpace let us be loud, cringe, and fully ourselves. We learned to code out of spite, ranked our friends publicly, and picked profile songs like our lives depended on it. Tell us again why we ever moved on?
Bring Back Cats on the Internet.
There was a time when the internet wasn’t selling us anything. It was just cats. Bring back cats. We were happier then.
Kardashian Influence in the Big Year of 2026, or Lack Thereof
For years, the Kardashians mastered the art of staying visible without saying much at all. In 2026, that strategy feels tired. Calculated personas, underperforming brands, and a refusal to stand for anything meaningful have made their empire feel more like background noise. When the illusion fades, what’s left to influence?
Mochi Digital Marketing’s 2026 Social Media Predictions
2026 is about to humble the internet. Influencers are out, real people are in, hashtags are dead, and polished perfection is officially tired. What’s actually coming next and what do brands need to stop doing immediately?
Goodbye 2025, It’s Been ... Yeah.
2025 tested us. From political turmoil and systemic failures to violence and global crises, it’s been a year that’s demanded attention and empathy. Let’s look back at what went down, honoring those we lost, calling out the real issues, and asking how we can do better. It’s a no-BS, brutally honest recap of many of the wild, frustrating, heartbreaking, and ridiculous moments that defined the year. Buckle up, this one’s a ride.
Consumerism Has Killed Christmas Magic, So WTF Do We Do Now?
Christmas doesn’t feel magical anymore, and it’s not because you “grew out of it.” It’s because consumerism turned the holiday into a month-long pressure cooker of spending, performing, and pretending everything is perfect. If you’re craving a slower, more meaningful holiday that doesn’t leave you exhausted and broke, this one’s for you.
WTF is SEO?
Still confused about what SEO actually is? You’re not alone. It’s not magic, but it is the secret ingredient that gets your website seen by the people who actually want what you’re offering. This blog breaks down what SEO is, why it matters, and how even small tweaks can make a huge difference in getting discovered online.
My Business is Thriving, Why Do I Need an Online Presence?
Think your thriving business doesn’t need social media? Think again. Even the booked-est and busiest businesses benefit from a strong online presence and a smart digital strategy. From building trust with new customers to future-proofing your brand, this blog breaks down why ‘doing fine without it’ isn’t good enough anymore."
Collaborative Marketing is So Much Fun ... But it Gets to a Point.
Collaborations used to feel exciting, intentional, and creative. Now? It’s like brands are pulling nouns out of a hat and forging partnerships no one asked for. Here’s why the overload isn’t just annoying, it’s wasteful, unsustainable, and creatively lazy.